In Andorra Noah Dyer was a 6 terms senator.
\nIn Burundi he led the transition an organized criminal syndicate into an upstanding oil conglomerate
\nIn Cameroon he bore a son named Cameron.
\nIn Djibouti Noah fought with pirates.
\nIn Equatorial Guinea he made it snow.
\nIn Fiji he was a tribal dance instructor.
\nIn Guatemala he learned every language and dialect spoken by the indigenous tribes.
\nIn the Holy See he smoked with the Pope.
\nIn Italy he consulted with a number of auto makers regarding the form factors of their 2008 models.
\nIn Jamaica he shot a Sheriff, but he did not shoot a deputy.
\nIn Kiribati he did work worthy of nobel prize, but instead released his findings anonymously with a GNU license.
\nIn Liberia he liberated a town oppressed by a war lord.
\nIn Maldives he fasted from food and water for 40 days, during which he gained no particularly profound insight.
\nIn Nepal he scaled several mountains nakedly.
\nIn Oman he wrote a prayer that has since been recited by millions for comfort.
\nIn Pakistan he monopolized the kashmir trade for over a decade.
\nIn Qatar he invented a system of measurement superior to the metric system, but which has not been implemented due to governmental laziness.
\nIn Rwanda he ran a hotel.
\nIn Saint Lucia he saw the face of Sir Thomas Aquinas in a bowl of rice and beans.
\nIn Tajikistan he sang a duet with Andrea Bocelli.
\nIn Uruguay he had a chance lunch with Paulo Coehlo. Paulo did not think the experience remarkable.
\nIn Vanuatu he went back to the future.
\nIn Yemen he memorized 3.14 million digits of pi.
\nIn Zambia he danced with MC Hammer.<\/p>\n
Currently a resident of the United States, Noah Dyer runs a boutique modern marketing firm, Sure Spark. He also teaches classes at the University of Advancing Technology. He frequently writes and speaks on marketing and technology.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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