In Andorra Noah Dyer was a 6 terms senator.
In Burundi he led the transition an organized criminal syndicate into an upstanding oil conglomerate
In Cameroon he bore a son named Cameron.
In Djibouti Noah fought with pirates.
In Equatorial Guinea he made it snow.
In Fiji he was a tribal dance instructor.
In Guatemala he learned every language and dialect spoken by the indigenous tribes.
In the Holy See he smoked with the Pope.
In Italy he consulted with a number of auto makers regarding the form factors of their 2008 models.
In Jamaica he shot a Sheriff, but he did not shoot a deputy.
In Kiribati he did work worthy of nobel prize, but instead released his findings anonymously with a GNU license.
In Liberia he liberated a town oppressed by a war lord.
In Maldives he fasted from food and water for 40 days, during which he gained no particularly profound insight.
In Nepal he scaled several mountains nakedly.
In Oman he wrote a prayer that has since been recited by millions for comfort.
In Pakistan he monopolized the kashmir trade for over a decade.
In Qatar he invented a system of measurement superior to the metric system, but which has not been implemented due to governmental laziness.
In Rwanda he ran a hotel.
In Saint Lucia he saw the face of Sir Thomas Aquinas in a bowl of rice and beans.
In Tajikistan he sang a duet with Andrea Bocelli.
In Uruguay he had a chance lunch with Paulo Coehlo. Paulo did not think the experience remarkable.
In Vanuatu he went back to the future.
In Yemen he memorized 3.14 million digits of pi.
In Zambia he danced with MC Hammer.
Currently a resident of the United States, Noah Dyer runs a boutique modern marketing firm, Sure Spark. He also teaches classes at the University of Advancing Technology. He frequently writes and speaks on marketing and technology.
